I bet they loved you as you undressed
in front of their greedy eyes
I’m sure you got them all too kiss your feet
as you performed
as you put yourself for display
for public view
you’re a substitute
for what they had
for what they never knew
for what they held so dear.

I bet you smile as they touch your cheek
I’m sure you giggle as they hand you a dollar
but you’re faking it, faking it, faking it
faking it, faking it, faking it, faking it.

oh, who am I kidding
I’d love to fake it
for a dollar I’d even giggle.